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ALTROK isn't everywhere. At least, not yet.

But you are.

And if you love your time spent at ALTROK half as much as we enjoy bringing it to you, then we're ahead of you.

Here's how you can catch up. Outside of brandishing your t-shirts and coffee mugs provocatively in the most public of places, that is.

We've cleverly provided some downloadable files below, in Microsoft Word format. You can print 'em out, cut 'em into four equal parts, and place them conspicuously in the coffeehouse or record store of your choice, or anywhere else you think you can get away with.

Got a local alternative station that lost its edge? Print stickers and pop them on top of their bumperstickers. Let the world know there's a new sheriff in Dodge.

If you're really eager, play with the graphics. Just let us know what you do with them, or what you come up with on your own, at

Quarter-Page Handouts

ALTROK teaser handbill with a white background, for situations where ink (or the lack of same) is an issue.

ALTROK teaser handbill with a black background, when you've got the resources and you know how to use 'em.

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Today's NY/NJ Shows That Matter

Friday, April 2, 2021
Colossal Street Jam at The Vogel @ The Basie
Jesse Malin at Bowery Electric (2 shows)
Emily Grove with John Philippidis (of Burlap To Cashmere) at Langosta Lounge
More NY/NJ Shows That Matter

ALTROK Ordinals

ALTROK recommends music once a week; here's our most recent choices. Most links will take you to a place where you can buy the music; if there's no link, and you own a record company, consider releasing it yourself...

A Place To Bury Strangers - It Is Nothing
The Boxer Rebellion - Semi-Automatic
The Cribs - Cheat On Me
Datarock - True Stories
Everything Everything - Photoshop Handsome
HEALTH - Die Slow
Miles Hunt and Erica Nockalls - Catching More Than We Miss
Julian Plenti - Games For Days
Los Campesinos - The Sea Is A Good Place To Think Of The Future (Free download!)
Miike Snow - Black & Blue

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