Extort Reform
by Your Diva, Robin Pastorio-Newman
Your Darling, Your Diva, Your One True Love cares about you and hopes
you’re well. Summer is slipping away like a quiet blonde who attends
high school in another town. The war plugs along distantly, poisonously.
Turning on the news or opening a paper has long since become a minefield
of confusing mental images. To escape, we plug in out iPods or tune to
Jack radio: no commercials, no news, nobody with a Molotov since the
seventies.
Funny then, when this
rounds the corner: a 41-year-old disabled single mother was sued by the
RIAA for downloading gangster rap songs. Tanya Anderson says she didn’t,
and that the RIAA trespassed against her by rifling through her computer
files without her permission. Further, Anderson’s countersued.
How long has the RIAA been strong-arming the essentially defenseless?
Why has it taken so long for someone to sue them back? Have people been
countersuing all along and nobody’s said anything about it? Your Delight
can’t say, but she can say this: read the suit. It’s an eye-opener. Even
if you know nothing about the law, you can understand this:
10. When Ms. Andersen contacted Settlement Support Center, she was advised that her personal home computer had been secretly entered by the record companies’agents, MediaSentry.
Or:
12. Settlement Support Center threatened that if Ms. Andersen did not immediately pay them, the record companies would bring an expensive and disruptive federal lawsuit using her actual name and they would get a judgment for hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Or:
15. An employee of Settlement Support Center admitted to Ms. Andersen that he believed that she had not downloaded any music. He explained, however, that Settlement Support Center and the record companies would not quit their debt collection activities because to do so would encourage other people to defend themselves against the record companies’ claims.
You don’t have to be a genius to mutter under your breath, “If I did
that it’d be called extortion. Where are the Feds?”
That, dear friends, is the best question of all.
©2005 Robin Pastorio-Newman