Spatteriffic!
by Your Diva, Robin Pastorio-Newman

Sopranos! Sopranos! Sopranos! Sopranos! Sopranos! Sopranos! Sopranos! Sopranos! Sopranos! Sopranos! Sopranos! Sopranos! Sopranos! Sopranos! Sopranos! Sopranos! Sopranos! Sopranos! Sopranos! Little Safehouse on the Prairie?
 
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Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Martha's guilty! Guilty! Guilty! So, where are we going to acquire reasonably priced quality towels, hand towels and washcloths in hard-to-find matching solid black if KMart ditches Martha Stewart Everyday? Did the FBI think of that when they selfishly set out to protect the average investor? What about - ahem! - my needs?
 
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Spalding Gray's body was found. Let's hope he's found the peace that eluded him in life.
 
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American Chopper: Yippee!
American Hot Rod: Yow.
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy: Yes, Ma'am.
Straight Plan for the Gay Man: Please scram.
IFC's Samurai Saturday: Hai.
Friends' final season: Sayonara.
Most Extreme Elimination Challenge: Seriously!
Survivor: ...seriously...
 
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Your Darling, Your Diva, Your One True Love has noticed certain faces turn up over and over in commercials. Your Beloved plays a silly little game: Ad Actor Concentration. Half the fun is picking out names for the faces and remembering the names. The other half is remembering where you last saw the face, as in, "That's Jean, and last time we saw her she was testing her blood sugar without disturbing sleeping children and pets." Try it yourself. It beats trying to remember where you left your Alzheimer's medicine.
 

©2004 Robin Pastorio-Newman