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for January 29, 2003

by Your Diva, Robin Pastorio-Newman

By now, you've seen those fabulous Superbowl commercials, heard the interviews, seen the replays of Gwen and Sting. You've wondered why Shania Twain lip-synched. You've even finished burping that jalapeņo dip you couldn't stop noshing. The enduring thing, the beautiful surprise, remains the Pepsi ad featuring the Osbournes and the Osmonds, to which I say:
Your Darling, Your Diva, Your One True Love asks a question she never thought she would: Isn't Florence Henderson the absolute coolest thing since shaved ice?

©2003 Robin Pastorio-Newman

All material ©2001-2014 Sean Carolan, except as noted.


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