Burp.
by Your Diva, Robin Pastorio-Newman

By now, you've seen those fabulous Superbowl commercials, heard the interviews, seen the replays of Gwen and Sting. You've wondered why Shania Twain lip-synched. You've even finished burping that jalapeņo dip you couldn't stop noshing. The enduring thing, the beautiful surprise, remains the Pepsi ad featuring the Osbournes and the Osmonds, to which I say:
 
"...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."
 
Your Darling, Your Diva, Your One True Love asks a question she never thought she would: Isn't Florence Henderson the absolute coolest thing since shaved ice?
 

©2003 Robin Pastorio-Newman